Friday, February 23, 2007
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Went for a movie date on the 3rd day of CNY,
Been quite a while since my last movie outing (poor man - what to do)
But i am not going to comment much about the movie,
just that Ghost Rider is not a movie to catch,
Graphics was decent,
but storyline is non-existent.
Instead, i would like to use the time,
to share this list of irritating things to do at the cinema,
Enjoy.
Instead of the usual talking on your cellphone, putting your feet up on the seats in front of you, upgrade your skills at the theatre with the following list of Must-Do:
1. During the trailers, shout, “Fast forward! Fast forward!”
2. Wear a very tall hat.
3. When people come in late, say “Orrrrrhhhh” very loudly.
4. During opening credits... point at a character and say loudly, "He dies at the end."
5. After every gunshot, scream "take cover!" and hit the floor.
6. Use a laser pointer and point the beam at the screen, especially at character’s *cough* parts.
7. Go “tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk” loudly at every kissing scene.
8. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing! It’s snowing!"
9. Clap and cheer whenever one of the good guys gets killed.
10. Urge everyone in the cinema to start a Mexican wave. (Kallang Wave also can!)
11. During love scenes, say loudly in Mandarin, “Ngggh! Bu yao, ma!” (“Don’t!”)
12. During horror movies, keep singing the theme to “Jaws” (dum dum… dum dum…dum dum dum dum dum dum…)
13. Sit on old people, pretending not to know they are there
14. Go to an afternoon screening. Go out of your way to sit next to the only other person in the cinema. Smile at him/her suggestively. (Recommended: waggle your eyebrows for added effect.) 15. Repeat all dialogue ten seconds after it's said on screen.
16. Bring in durians for your movie snack.
17. Or bring in a bowl of noodle soup, and slurp it up loudly.
18. During a sensitive scene, stand up and say loudly, “I go shee-shee now, can?”
19. Eat the snacks of the person sitting next to you.
20. Lick the person sitting next to you.
Please proceed with the above with caution...
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小强's File |
24. (but acts 14)
Multi tasker / Multiple Personality.
Free Spirit.
Many preferences, Few dislikes.
One Weakness.
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