Saturday, February 18, 2006
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Since i have some time to spare, here's some nice football poems spotted on the net...enjoy!
Jose Mourinho to himself
Boro are red
Chelsea are blue
They gave us a hiding
But I still love you.
Steven Gerrard to girlfriend
AlexI do love you, la
But I really despair
When you spend all me money
On clothes you don't wear
Robbie Fowler to Liverpool
You were my first love,
Of that there's no doubt
I'll get you a goal
Before the year's out
Sven to the FA
Thanks to that sheikh,
You gave me the 'sack'
When I win the World Cup
You'll come running back
Frank Rijkaard to Jose
I think i love you Jose,
With your wit and filmstar looks
But your handsome face can't hide
the fact your team's a bunch of crooks.
Credit to you, Jose,
You play the long ball well,
But with Ronny, Etoo and Messi back
You've got no chance in hell!
Peter Crouch to Sven-Goran Eriksson
I try to catch your eye
By not being too fancy
I may not have the looks
But I'm taller than Nancy
Steve Bruce to his board
Defences so frail,
Impotent to scoreI
hope you still love me
Beyond the trap door
Souness to Newcastle
I really miss youI
n your black and whiteI
know I'd still be there
If I wasn't so sh***
Rooney's Ode to Coleen
Coleen you mean the world to me
You make glad to be alive
The only bad thing about you girl
Is that you're under sixty five
Barton to City
I'm sorry about what I did
Requesting that transfer was a bummer
I guess I'm just a stupid kid
Now I'm stuck here till the summer
Arsenal to press
Arsenal in red,
Sol Campbells feeling blue,
Pires is a cheat,
And Reyes is too
The Boumsong confession!
Sorry boss
I never play well
I cost 8.5m
What's left to tell?
Sunderland board to Mick McCarthy
C'mon Mick, we know you're feeling blue
but the entire board still stands behind you...
however, lose the next game McCarthy
and it's time for a new manager's welcoming-party !
Thierry Henry to Arsenal.
I love it here
I really do
But come next year
I'll be in red and blue
Bryan Robson to his players
My Baggie Boys
I love 'em to bits
But I was sick as a parrot
When Fulham hit us for six
Courtesy of : http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport
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小强's File |
24. (but acts 14)
Multi tasker / Multiple Personality.
Free Spirit.
Many preferences, Few dislikes.
One Weakness.
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