I never realize it, until it has become a problem.
It’s like a drug.
Without it, something seems to be amiss in my life. Once I wake up, arrive home from school/work, I will need to greet her. Fondling, seducing, engaging, fingering, I can’t seems to live without it.
It’s not sex.
It’s not booze.
Neither is it air, food or water.
It’s my computer.
And here comes the hardest part, I have to share it with my siblings and my dad. (its like sharing a girlfriend/wife with others)
And the internet, something that, though it is just the combination of hardware, software, cables and telephone lines, does amazing things.
However, there are some signs that indicate that you are online too long, you computer freak… … let’s take a look.
1. Tech Support, and all your friends turn to you for help.
2. Your friends tell a joke, you say “LOL”
3. “Hanging out” means getting a Messenger Account.
4. Your address has underscores and “@” signs
5. Your Boss / Teacher returns your reports / assignments back, indicating no proper use of capitalization, punctuation and wrong spelling for words.
6. You suffers a identity crisis, your real name and your screen name
7. When someone says, “I beg your pardon”, you reply “Scroll up”.
8. The fastest words you type includes “hi there”, “hahaha”, “icic” and “see ya”.
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