Friday, December 09, 2005
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Spotted this in the web... ...
In prison you get 3 meals a day. At work you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
In prison you can watch TV and play games. At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In prison a locks, unlocks, opens and closes all the doors for you. At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all doors by yourself.
In prison you get your own toilet. At work you have to share.
In prison they allow you to visit your family and friends. At work you can’t even speak to family and friends.
In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required. At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
In prison there are wardens who are very strict and nasty. At work we call them manager.
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小强's File |
24. (but acts 14)
Multi tasker / Multiple Personality.
Free Spirit.
Many preferences, Few dislikes.
One Weakness.
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